ahem.

I would like to share with you all some sayings I found...gasp...on the internet. these quotes are superb. they will make you smile. and if they don't...well, they'll make you waste 2 and a half minutes staring at the computer. but hey. life is short.

(just for your information, I can't vouch for any of the people who said these things...they're just random quotes, people, don't give me a hard time for it.)

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"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river." -Unknown

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." - Lyndon B. Johnson.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." - Unknown.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill.

"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot." - Unknown

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." - George Bush.

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that was amazing. yay for me. clapity clap clap.

goodbye and have a nice life.