part 7 {rach}

“Umm, I’d have to talk with my parents,” Eliana said. Was this lady off her rocker? A pig… as a pet?
“I’ll give you my number,” Mrs. Kirk said, pulling a piece of paper and a pen out of her purse. “Think it over, talk to your parents and get back to me, alright?”
Eliana smiled, looking a bit confused, and nodded, accepting the paper that Mrs. Kirk proffered. “Have a nice day,” she said as the petit lady walked out the door.

Eliana’s cell phone rang at quarter of five.
“Keep the noise down, Ellie,” her manager Gary called from his office. “I’m trying to concentrate on these fitness reports.”
“Sorry, sir,” Eliana replied, pulling the phone out of her purse. “Hello?” she whispered into the receiver.
“Hey, it’s me,” Hayden said.
“Hi, what’s up?”
“Can you come over and have dinner with us tonight?” Hayden replied.
“I’m sure that’s fine,” Eliana said. “Any special reason?”
“Mom picked up some tongue at the store yesterday – yes, I said tongue. But everyone here refuses to eat it. So she wants you to come over and try it out. You’re the only one who can eat stuff like that without gagging.”
“Umm, sounds fine,” Eliana said.
Hayden laughed. “I’m grilling hotdogs too,” he said, “so you won’t starve if the tongue tastes like leather.”
“Alright, I’ll come over after work,” she said, smiling. “Later!”

Eliana left work at 5:03pm. The ride home was short, and she stopped in a home before going over to Hayden’s house.
“Mom, can I have dinner with the Zanglers?” Eliana called from the kitchen. She dropped the backpack on a chair and ran upstairs to change.
“Sounds fine with me,” Mrs. Vostras called back from her office. “We were just going to have leftover honeyed liver.”
Eliana changed quickly, started the coffee maker for her dad and then headed across the street to the Zangler’s house. Addison answered the door for her.
“Hold your breath,” he said, eyes wide, as she stepped inside. “The tongue smells like a rotten fish stick that got doused in Worcestershire sauce and left to decompose in a dump.”
Eliana laughed. “It can’t be that bad, Addison. Probably just a little bit-” She stopped mid-sentence as a smell wafted past her nose.
Addison giggled at the face she made. “You look like a-”
“Don’t say it,” Eliana gagged, plugging up her nose. “I have no idea where you get these wacky descriptions, but they’re a bit too graphic for me.”
“I think ‘em up while I’m falling asleep,” Addison replied.
“Good for you,” Eliana muttered, peeking into the kitchen. Mrs. Zangler was standing in front of the over, wearing big purple oven mitts and a bright yellow apron. A large platter of something rested on the stove, wisps of steam curling up into the air. It looks like pork tenderloin, Eliana thought, minus the pleasant aroma. How on earth can something smell so horrible?

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Part 6 {lib}

The class scurried out in a confusion of slamming books, shuffling feet, and dropped pencils.
Eliana and Hayden had history class immediately after homeroom, and they walked together to Mrs. Cornwallis’s class.
“I hope she hasn’t decided to start the sculpting classes today,” Hayden said swinging his textbook.
“Hopefully we’ll learn something normal,” Eliana replied. “But then again,” she said, considering, “Mrs. Cornwallis’s class can hardly be classified as “normal.””
“Agreed,” Hayden laughed, as they entered History class. Mrs. Cornwallis was writing dates up on the blackboard as the students took their seats.
“Good morning, class,” she said, smiling. Her eyes took them in over the rims of her sparkly red glasses. “I’m sure you’re all just as excited as I am to be learning about Teddy Roosevelt and the many fascinating things he did throughout his lengthy and significant career.”
She almost sounds like the textbook, Eliana thought absently.
“However,” Mrs. Cornwallis was saying, “We have focused more on Roosevelt’s early presidency for the past three weeks. Starting today, we will be studying the area of prehistoric reptilian animals and how they affected Roosevelt’s presidency and decisions.”
Hayden raised his eyebrows, but the class was only mildly surprised. Mrs. Cornwallis was well known for her eccentric views on education.
“To begin, let’s brainstorm a little. Who can give me some ideas of how prehistoric reptilian animals affected Roosevelt?” Mrs. Cornwallis asked brightly.
Her students exchanged uncertain glances with each other. The room was dead quiet.
“Brandon, how about you? What might be some affects of prehistoric animals on the President?”
Brandon shook his shaggy hair back out of his eyes. “Uh…none?” The class burst into laughter. Mrs. Cornwallis was not amused.
“Hayden?”
“Well,” Hayden began. He fumbled for an answer. “They were very…ah…strong! And aggressive! And so Roosevelt was inspired by their example and … uh… used their tactics in defeating his enemies?”
“Not bad,” Mrs. Cornwallis said. “Anyone else?” No one raised their hand. “Very well. Open your books to page 376 and read along with me. The first reptile we will learn about is the apatosaurus…”

School was over at 2:00, and Eliana was unlocking her car door at 2:05, after dropping off an extra credit project for Mr. Beckman and leaving a note for Mrs. Cornwallis about the sculpting class. She arrived at work as usual, at 2:25. She had worked at Walk-It-Off Gyms for the past year as a receptionist. Her manager, Gary, was marking something on a clipboard when she walked in.
“Eliana, on time as usual, good to see you. Don’t forget to mark your hours on your time sheet. Tom! Can we move those dumbbells to Room 3? Sammy, how about a cup of coffee? A cinnamon prune cappuccino would be great right about now.” He hurried off to assist a customer and Eliana shoved her backpack under the desk. Her job as a receptionist, while unglamorous, provided ample time for her to complete her homework.
She had just settled down to reading her history chapter when a tiny, skinny old woman stalked into the lobby. Silver hoop earrings swung back and forth beneath her white hair, which was in braid straight down her back. She carried a bright red, leather handbag and wore smart black sweat-suit.
“Maybe you can help me, young lady,” the woman said, pushing wisps of snowy hair behind her ears.
Eliana looked up, smiling pleasantly. “What can I do for you?” she asked.
“My name is Mrs. Xymena Kirk and I’ve been coming here for three years, attending programs and stuff. Well, when I started I was 120 pounds. Then I lost a ton and was only 80 pounds. Well, that was last year! I’ve been coming faithfully since then and I haven’t lost an ounce!” Mrs. Kirk finished.
“Well, Mrs. Kirk, you could speak to a councilor about your present condition, or I could give you some pamphlets. But personally, Mrs. Kirk, I think you look fabulous,” Eliana dared to say. Mrs. Kirk smiled shrewdly.
“You’re a clever girl, you know that? Sweet of you to say so.”
“No, Mrs. Kirk, I’m absolutely serious. You are terribly fit! I have your record here on the computer, tracking all your progress and you’ve never missed a session and are typically ahead of you class. I wouldn’t be worried about your weight.” If she loses anymore, she’ll practically disappear, Eliana couldn’t help thinking.
“Well, that’s nice of you.” Mrs. Kirk appeared to be lost in thought. Suddenly, she perked up. “Say, do you like pigs?”
“Excuse me?” Eliana asked, astonished.
“Pigs! Do you like them?”
“Well—sure, I guess so,” Eliana answered, uncertainly.
“Because my friend is looking for someone to take her pig, Ursula. She can’t take care of her anymore and she’s looking for a responsible person to give Ursula to,” Xymena Kirk explained.

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part 5 {rach}

“We’ll see,” Mr. Vostras said. “Eliana, tell your teacher that I would be most delighted to join your class. But I would like more information, so you may have her call. Not during my yoga classes, though, make sure you tell her that.”
“Sure, Daddy,” Eliana said.
“Good. Now run along.” Mr. Vostras turned back to his artwork and began to clean some paintbrushes.
The three children climbed back down the stairs and Eliana said goodbye to her friends at the door. “See you tomorrow!” she called as they headed across the street to their own home.

Eliana awoke early on Friday morning. I wonder why they always say “bright and early”, she wondered. Whenever you get up early, it’s not even bright outside. She rummaged through her drawers and donned a short-sleeved shirt and her gym shorts. Her backpack, which she had packed the night before, was sitting by the front door waiting for her. Eliana slipped downstairs quietly – Mr. and Mrs. Vostras were still asleep – and grabbed a protein bar from the pantry. Tossing her backpack over her shoulder and grabbing the car keys, she headed out the door.
Eliana was always early to her classes. She would arrive at the same time as her homeroom teacher, Mr. Beckman, and set everything up at her desk. Two pencils, one black pen, one red pen, a ruler, and eraser and a stapler. Then Eliana would pull a small clipboard out of her backpack and write out that day’s to-do list while she waited for her classmates. That was how she did thing every morning.
Just as the bell was ringing, seventeen other teenagers poured into Eliana’s homeroom. Each one took a seat at a desk, hurrying to get everything ready while chatting amongst themselves. Hayden took his seat at the other side of the room, smiling at Eliana. She crossed her eyes, making him laugh.
“Quiet everyone!” Mr. Beckman barked. The class came to order immediately. Everyone knew that when Mr. Beckman spoke, he meant business.
“Emma, take that candy bar off your desk. Donald, loose the sunglasses. Is everyone ready to begin?”
The entire 11th grade class at Gregson High School leaned forward, pencils at the ready. Mr. Beckman inhaled deeply, then began rattling off the day’s assignments. Pencils scribbled frantically. One kid in the front row nearly had a heart attack because the lead on his pencil broke and he didn’t have a spare one ready.
When he finished speaking, Mr. Beckman took a long breath, his arms crossed. “Who would like to recite back to me the happenings of third period?” he asked.
Almost everyone raised their hands. “Brandon?” Mr. Beckman said, calling on a lanky boy with long brown hair that practically covered his entire face. Brandon was one of the few students who had not raised his hand. Everyone at Gregson High School knew that if you raised your hand, Mr. Beckman would NOT call on you. Brandon, being fairly new, had not yet discovered this, and simply thought that Mr. Beckman needed to get his eyesight checked.
“I think we’re supposed to pick up some type of folder at the office,” Brandon mumbled.
“Only partially correct, young man,” Mr. Beckman said, “but you must be specific! You are to pick up a folder containing your science report assignments for the coming semester. And you are to pick this folder up at Mrs. Daxtroperdip’s office, not the principal’s office, do I make myself clear?”
The class nodded.“DISMISSED!” Mr. Beckman yelled at the top of his lungs, making Brandon jump.

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part 4 {Libby}

“It’s not nice,” Addison corrected. “It’s brilliant! Who would have thought that such a seemingly simple picture could have such a profound meaning! And not only that, but the conclusions to be drawn from such a work of art are abysmal!” he finished enthusiastically. Mr. Vostras smiled appreciatively.
“So, what are you going to do with it?” Hayden asked, still studying the painting intently.
“I plan to enter it in the “Paint-a-Story” contest at the art gallery downtown,” Mr. Vostras answered, surveying his work with satisfaction.
“Well I’m sure it’ll win something,” Hayden said, encouragingly.
“Even if it’s the “Most Original Idea” award,” Eliana teased. Mr. Vostras just laughed.
“I suppose it is a little different. But still, I think I have a chance.”
“Definitely,” Addison agreed, emphatically.
“Speaking of art,” Eliana said, “What do you think of this sculpture, Dad?” She placed the bust of Teddy Roosevelt on her father’s desk. He raised a quizzical eyebrow.
“A mustachioed Tibetan antelope?” he guessed, finally. The three teens burst into laughter.
“Teddy Roosevelt, actually,” Hayden managed, gasping. Mr. Vostras started to laugh too.
“Whose rendition?” he asked.
“My history teacher, Mrs. Cornwallis’s,” Addison explained. “She was wondering if you could come into our class and help with sculpting.”
“Wait a second. Let me see if I got this right. Your history teacher has taken up sculpting unflattering busts of our presidents and wants me to instruct her class in proper sculpting technique?”
The three looked at each other.
“That’s basically it,” Addison confirmed.
“So … what happened to teaching history in history class?” Mr. Vostras asked.
“I don’t really know. Mrs. Cornwallis said we were having a combined class with the art class.”
“Interesting idea. I’ve only dabbed around in sculpture anyway, you know,” Mr. Vostras answered, rummaging under his desk. “Ah! Here it is.” He placed a plaster bust next to Teddy Roosevelt. “Of course, I made this awhile ago,” he said, dusting the bust off. It was a fat, buck-toothed gopher holding an apple in it’s paws.
“At least it looks like what it’s supposed to be,” Hayden remarked.
“Maybe you could teach us to sculpt gophers!” Addison suggested. Mr. Vostras contemplated that idea.
“I don’t know how that would tie in with the history aspect though.”
“Oh, yeah. I’m sure there’s something in history that has to do with gophers!” Addison insisted.

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Part 3 {rach}

The three children trooped through the kitchen up the stairs to Mr. Vostras’s office. Eliana knocked lightly on the door.
A voice called from within the office. “I told you, Alexandra, I don’t want any more honeyed liver! I’m in the middle of an abstract art crisis!”
Eliana poked her head through the door. “It’s me, Daddy,” she said.
“Oh, hello dear,” Mr. Vostras said. “Come on in, I could use your help.”
Eliana opened the door wider and stepped into the office. Hayden and Addison walked in behind her.
“Oh, you brought the boys too,” Mr. Vostras said. “How nice. They can help me out. Come here, boys, and give me a hand with this poster. It’s a bit to big for me to move by myself without smearing the purple lighthouse.” Mr. Vostras turned towards the children his extra-large easel, which held on it a piece of poster board that was nearly ten feet across.
“Wow,” Hayden murmured.
The painting was of a few different things, actually. In the foreground, there was a small girl sitting in a stroller. She had a little guinea pig sitting in her lap, and she was eating some type of seafood with a blissful expression on her face. A little bit behind her and to the right, there stood a giant bear. He was standing on his hind legs with a vicious snarl, looking straight at the little girl. Above him was a very eerie-looking sunset surrounded by angry clouds, and all the way in the top left-hand corner was, as Mr. Vostras had said, a purple lighthouse. It was rather bulky and extremely large, with lime green stripes down the sides. At the very top of the lighthouse, a man stood on a balcony, flying a kite.
“Seems a bit sinister, Daddy,” Eliana remarked.
“Not when you know the story behind it,” Mr. Vostras said. “You see, this little girl is really the grand-niece of Thorgunna, who, as we all know, is the wife of Leif Ericson. She’s eating a customary dinner for her culture while playing with her pet in the park. That bear symbolizes addiction. The little girl is so addicted to her Terkon Derf – that’s the stuff she’s eating – that she’s about to be gobbled up by her own addiction. But do you see the man on the lighthouse? That’s Benjamin Franklin. He’s going to hand the bear that kite, and the bear will momentarily forget his prey and play with the kite. We all know that addiction and kites go hand in hand. Anyways, then the bear will get shocked when an electric current from the lightning travels down the kite string. So, as you can plainly see, the portrait is not sinister at all. It is a depiction of the greatness of our founding fathers, and how easily they could conquer things such grizzly bears and addiction.” Mr. Vostras ended his emphatic speech with a wide grin, and Eliana almost thought he might give a bow. “Very nice, Daddy,” she said with a genuine smile.

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Part 2 {Rachel}

She was standing in a group of teachers and, from what Eliana could hear, they were discussing the lack of respect that students had for the cafeteria meatloaf. Eliana tapped Mrs. Cornwallis on the shoulder. The woman turned around, looking at Eliana over the top of her red sparkly glasses. “Yes, deary?” she asked, flashing her biggest smile.
“Do you want Mr. Roosevelt back?” she asked, smiling politely at the other teachers around her.
Mrs. Cornwallis looked slightly disturbed. “Eliana, dear, If you’ll remember from chapter 17, section 5 of our history books, Mr. Roosevelt is dead. He’s been gone since 1919. Perhaps you should ask Addison to help you study. I’m sure he’d do just fine with that.”
“Oh, actually I meant this Mr. Roosevelt,” Eliana replied, holding up the bust.
“Oh, yes, of course!” Mrs. Cornwallis said, laughing aloud. “How silly of me! Actually, you may keep it for now,” she said, as if she were doing Eliana the highest favor.
“Actually, I-”
“Oh, not for keeps, dear, I’m sorry,” Mrs. Cornwallis interrupted. “Take it home to your dear daddy and ask him if he’d be willing to teach our class a little about modeling clay. The art class is joining us next Friday, and I thought it would be perfect to combine art and history, don’t you?”
“Well, yes, but my dad doesn’t really do much sculpting any-”
“Marvelous!” Mrs. Cornwallis interjected. “Now you be a good girl and run back to your seat. And mind that you don’t break Teddy!” Mrs. Cornwallis then turned away from Eliana, and the teacher’s group moved in closer, picking up where they left off.

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“Hey Add!” Addison turned to see his brother pushing through the crowds of people towards them.
“Hey Hayd,” Addison said, giving his brother a high five. “Nice game.”
“Thanks,” Hayden said, wiping his forehead. “If Jake hadn’t have made that last shot, we’d have been sunk for sure. Where’s Eliana?”
“Right here!” Eliana called, pushing through a group of teenagers. She carried Teddy under her arm. “I missed it, did you win?” she asked.
Hayden nodded. “It was close, though. Jake made the winning shot.” He glanced down at the sculpture she was holding with raised eyebrows. “Um, what’s that?”
“A bust,” Eliana replied, switching arms.
“Of who?” Hayden asked, squinting at the face. “It looks like a giraffe with antlers.”
Addison grinned. “Mrs. Cornwallis isn’t too good at sculpting, I guess,” he said.
“She said it’s supposed to be Teddy Rosevelt.” Eliana said. “Here, Add, hold him for a second.” She handed off the statue and began digging in her purse.
“What are you looking for?” Hayden asked.
“This,” she said, handing him a small bag. “Congratulations on the game.”
Hayden opened the bag and grinned when he saw what was inside. “Wow… is this one of those ones from the Billabong?” he asked. Eliana nodded.
“What is it?” Addison asked.
Hayden reached into the bag and pulled out what looked to be a long, skinny, neck warmer. “It’s for Elliot!” he said.
“What???” Addison cried.
“It’s a snake sweater,” Eliana said.
Addison rolled his eyes and Hayden laughed. “Thanks, Ellie,” he said. “It looks like just the right size. I might not even need a heat lamp now!”
Eliana laughed and Addison tugged at his brother’s arm. “Let’s get out of here before someone sees you holding that thing,” he said.

{Libby}

“Teddy Roosevelt was bad enough. And now a snake sweater? What is the world coming to?” Addison lifted his hands in mock despair.
“Well if you were worried about people staring at you, they certainly are now,” Eliana pointed out. Addison quickly resumed a casual pose, causing his brother to start laughing again.
“Let’s get out of here already,” Addison said again.
“Ok, ok! We’re going! Hayd, did you drive here?” Eliana asked.
“Nope, Mom dropped me off straight after my dentist appointment. Can you give us a ride?”
“Of course!” The boys lived conveniently across the street from Eliana and often car-pooled.

The drive home was uneventful. Addison insisted on listening to classical music, as usual.
“It’s proven that if babies listen to classical music they develop more quickly mentally and are more advanced than those who listen to say, rock music.”
“But Addison, we aren’t babies!” Hayden said, exasperated. “I think it’s too late.” Addison grumbled something and Eliana changed the station.

Eliana parked the car in front of her house. The lights were on both upstairs and down.
“Hey, you guys wanna come in and see dad’s latest?”
“Sure!”
“I think Mom finished the plot for her new novel too. She might give you a preview.”

Eliana’s mom was chewing on a pencil and sitting at her computer. She hardly ever wrote by hand, but apparently chewing on a writing implement helped her to think.
“Hey Mom,” Eliana said, glancing at the computer screen. “How’s it going? I brought Hayd and Addison in to see Dad’s painting.”
“Hi guys! I’m so glad you arrived,” Mrs. Vostras answered. She looked up at the three of them through her cat-eye reading glasses. “I need your opinion on the new plot.” Mrs. Vostras had been writing a sci-fi series about a PE teacher for a few years now. She was working on her fifth book.
“So Mr. Hogland has to defend the school from martians,” she was saying. Eliana went into the kitchen and returned with a plateful of chocolate-chip cookies. She passed them around as Mrs. Vostras finished, “And so the principal really is carrying on illegal business deals over the border and Mr. Hogland figures it out by using his bugged running shoes to intercept the frequency used by the principal’s contacts.”
“Wow. Sounds … complex,” Hayden commented, taking another cookie.
“The only part I don’t get is why Mr. Hogland is so worried about the principal’s dog,” Addison said. “Why doesn’t he just get rid of it?”
“Because the dog food is so suspicious. That’s what tips Mr. Hogland off in the first place.”
Addison nodded, comprehending.
“Sounds good, Mom,” Eliana said. Mrs. Vostras pinned her dark brown hair up with a few bobby pins.
“I’m going to start on it, now that I’ve gotten your opinions. Go on up and bother Mr. Vostras,” she said, laughing. “And take whatever that hunk of plaster is with you.”
“Don’t worry Mom, Teddy Roosevelt is going back to Mrs. Cornwallis just as soon as possible.”

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“Addison, stop playing with the window!” Eliana said, rolling her eyes at the boy in the passenger seat.
“I’m just trying to measure the span from the vertices to the focal point of the glass,” Addison replied, ignoring the command.
“You can’t have vertices on a window pane, Add, it has to be a cube for that.” Eliana reached down into her purse and pulled out a cell phone. It was decorated with Strawberry Shortcake stickers and glittery rhinestones. “Give Hayden a call and tell him we’re going to be a bit late,” she said.
“But we’re only approximately 7.9 miles from the school,” Addison protested. “I would estimate that we’ll be there in another 10 minutes, given the speed limit on this road.”
“Which shows you know nothing about driving. Would you just do it? We have to stop at the Billabong to get something.”
“Can’t you do it later? The game starts in fifteen minutes!”
“Nope,” Eliana said, pulling into the shopping center. Addison dialed his brother’s number, mumbling something Eliana couldn’t hear.
“Hayden? Is that you?” he asked, his eyebrow lifted quizzically. “What’s going on? Sounds like a party. Oh, got it. Ok, we’re going to be a couple minutes late. Mkay, bye.”
Eliana and Addison arrived at the school just as the game began. They made their way through the crowd of high schoolers and over-enthusiastic parents to seats high in the bleachers. Addison disappeared after begging a dollar off of Eliana, insisting that he was dying of thirst. Eliana sat down hard on the metal bench, squinting to find Hayden among the basketball players.
Addison returned with an extra large root beer and three gigantic chocolate chip cookies.
“Where’s Hayd?” he asked, reluctantly handing Eliana a cookie.
“He’s sitting with the players over there,” Eliana replied. “See, the one with the Gatorade.”
“I thought we’d be late for sure, what with your stop at the Billabong,” Addison commented. “What’d you get there anyways?”
“A gift for Hayden,” Eliana returned. “It’s the championship game and all, so I thought I’d get him a little something,”
“But what if he looses?”
Eliana shrugged. “Who cares? He worked hard all year to get to this game, so I think he deserves something special.”
“I guess so,” Addison said, “but I hope it’s not another one of those graphing calculators. You know he stinks at math, and a calculator… oh boy, here they come.” Addison rolled his eyes and tried to slide under his bench. Eliana looked down the row and saw Colleen and Georgiana Thorndike coming towards them.
“Sit up, Add, and don’t be rude,” she said, pulling Addison up by the arm.
“Why don’t you try telling that to them?” he asked, sitting down with a sulky expression.
“Hey girlfriend!” Georgiana called, sitting her large self down next to Eliana. Colleen took a seat on the other side, next to Addison.
“Hi Georgiana,” Eliana said, trying to look pleasant.
“Oh please, call me Georgie,” the fat girl said, flinging the end of her purple and orange scarf around in a circle.
“You’re Addison, right?” Colleen asked, and the boy nodded with a grimace.
Colleen smiled widely, displaying two big front teeth. “Isn’t he just absolutely adorable, Georgie, dear? I would just love to have a little brother just like him.”
“So how come you’re here at the game?” Addison asked, trying to change the subject. Fourteen year old boys rarely like to be called “adorable”, especially by a bunch of his older brother’s friends.
“We came to see Hayden, of course!” Georgiana gave a fake laugh. “He’s the best on the team, and everyone says that if they win, it will be because of him. Everyone’s here to see Hayden.”
“I wouldn’t say everyone,” Eliana said.
“Well that’s why you’re here, isn’t it?” Colleen asked, as if that made her point.
Eliana looked confused.
“Well, we have to go, don’t we Georgie?” Colleen said, standing up and nudging her sister. “It was great talking to you! Come over and see us some time!” And with that, the two girls waddled off down the row, tripping over people and stepping on feet.
Addison relaxed visibly, letting out a sigh of relief. “I thought Colleen Thorndike was going to smother me with all that fake friendliness!”
“Sh, Add, someone will hear you,” Eliana answered, distractedly. The game had finally begun.
“Don’t particularly care if they do,” Addison retorted airily. His condescension was lost on Eliana, who had stopped listening and was concentrating on the game. A moment later, she turned to give Addison a Cheshire cat grin.
“Look who’s coming, Add. One of your friends, I believe?” Addison peered around her and saw Mrs. Cornwallis, their history teacher. He was a favorite with her, due to his good grades in that subject.
“Well hello there,” Mrs. Cornwallis said, smiling at Addison and Eliana. “Mind if I join you?” Mrs. Cornwallis sat down between the two, settling her large handbag at her feet. She was wearing a tan skirt and jacket, and probably the only person in the auditorium wearing high-heels.
“How are you, Mrs. Cornwallis?” Addison asked.
“I’m very glad to see you two!” she declared emphatically. “You’re just the two to tell me what you think of my new project. I brought it with me!” Smiling excitedly, Mrs. Cornwallis hefted her bag onto her lap. Her blonde bun bounced on her head every time she turned to one of them.
“Eliana, dear, hold this please. Oh, not that way, dear, right side up. There we are.” She adjusted the bust of Teddy Roosevelt Eliana was holding. “Now, Addison, dear, you take a look at these hand outs. Wonderful aren’t they? Now my idea is to…” Eliana turned back to the game, the bust sitting in her lap. Addison was doing his best to look attentive, but discussing history at a basketball game was not high on his list of priorities at the moment. Mrs. Cornwallis explained how the students would model their own statues of Roosevelt while she read to them from a history book.
“Actually, you should talk to Eliana about the modeling deal. Her dad is an artist, you know,” Addison interjected, eagerly seizing the opportunity.
“Is he?” Mrs. Cornwallis asked, turning to Eliana.
“I’m sorry, what Mrs. Cornwallis?” Eliana asked, confused.
“Your father, dear. An artist?”
“Oh, yes.”
“How perfectly marvelous! He can help us with the sculpting!” Mrs. Cornwallis beamed at her students.
“Well, he is more of a painter, as a matter of fact,” Eliana said, glancing back at the court as the crowd cheered. Another basket. Come on, she thought.
“Not to worry, dear. I’ll have it all taken care of! Thanks for the help, Addison, dear. I’ll see you in class,” Mrs. Cornwallis smiled again, then picked up her bag and hurried on her way. It was another five minutes before Addison remarked,
“If you’re interested in giving that thing back to Mrs. Cornwallis, I’d suggest doing it before she leaves.”
“What? Addison, did you say something?” Eliana asked.
“Yeah. You’re still holding Teddy Roosevelt.”
“Oh my goodness! I’d better go find Mrs. Cornwallis,” Eliana said, picking up the bust. “I’ll be right back.”
It took her a few moments to locate the enthusiastic history teacher, who was on the other side of the room.

To be continued...

on a random summer day...

A little girl named Rachel went to play at her friend Libby's house. After exhausting their stock of macaroni necklaces and Popsicle-stick crafts, they decided to attempt the daring feat of unleashing their creative genius upon the literary world; to shock and amaze those who have never experienced true artistic talent. So here it is: the work of two geniuses who sit at their computers eating Poptarts and attempting to change the world, one chapter at a time. Get ready for an adventure that you won't get on TV.

We reached for the stars and achieved our goal, but don't expect to be that lucky. Read our masterpiece and feel inspired.

As Oscar Wilde, a genius like ourselves, so winningly put it: "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." We find the same is true for us.

Goodbye.